Saturday, December 13, 2008

Headline of the day

From today's edition of Madras's much loved much hated so-called Chinese emissary - The Hindu - "Turtles deported"

The preceeding article -
CHENNAI: Customs officials at the Chennai airport on Thursday night found 1,000 red-eared baby turtles in baggage that arrived on a Malaysian airlines flight. As there were no claimants for the baggage, the authorities deported it to Malaysia.

You can access the original article here. Somebody needs to learn grammar, sentence construction and how not to write what-the-fuck headlines and articles ASAP.


Thursday, August 07, 2008

Heath Ledger vs 2Pac vs Notorious B.I.G - a parallel?

The Dark Knight has been smashing box office records ever since it was released late last month. Cinema goers and critics worldwide are raving about Heath Ledger's performance as the sadistic Joker, although his on screen sadism has not been reflected on screen like in SAW, the character's dark side is very evident throughout the movie. Chilling, dark, think of any adjective to describe his performance, you will find yourself a few words short at the end of it all. The subject of this post however is not about HL's performance. It's about his movie minting millions after his death. Consider the case of gangsta rap icons Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. Both of them sold tons of records when they were alive. Their murders however changed the equation. Their music is still popular and is making more money than when they were alive. Heath Ledger's case seems to be identical. Is it just me or do I see a parallel here? A conspiracy theory? 2Pac and Notorious were bumped off and their posthumous records have sold millions of copies. Was HL murdered? Or did he overdose on prescription pills?

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

To the nincompoops in the Indian media and my brethren

  • Harbhajan Singh's ban is not a national calamity. Please don't send the army to Australia.
  • There is no need to go ballistic over what I can say is a very silly incident and colour it with racism
  • There is no need to burn effigies of the people involved and cry for their heads to be placed on a platter
  • There is no need for schmucks pretending to be politicians debating about this on national t.v while their respective states burn
  • There is no need to telecast the incident as breaking news for over 4 days. The story is stale. Get over it
  • There is no need to give too much importance to cricket. It is a silly game
  • There is no need for a debate on this issue on channels such as CNN-IBN, NDTV, TIME NOW and every other two bit channel masquerading as a news channel
  • There is a no need to forget the sexual harassment cases that happened earlier this year. Bombay and Cochin anyone?


Saturday, November 03, 2007

Separated at birth?

Jeff Goldblum and Amit Varma

Amit photo courtesy Ultrabrown
Jeff picture courtesy Exposay

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Old news

Amit Varma, one of my favourite bloggers snagged the Bastiat Prize for Journalism in New York last week.

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Classic pizza moments in the movies

How many of you folks like pizzas? I am sure most of you do. Imagine biting a slice of delicious pizza, all that topping on a thick/thin crust, yummy. That’s ignoring the number of calories and the percentage of trans fat of course, lol. Still, good pizza always melts in the mouth. In my opinion, Dominoes serves good pizza followed by Pizza Hut.

The folks over at the foodie site Chow have a post about classic pizza scenes from movies such as Dog Day Afternoon, Goodfellas, Wayne’s World and others.

Sample this

…2. Pizza as an Alibi. The Gold of Naples (Italy, 1954). Sophia Loren plays the frisky young wife of a pizza vendor who loses her wedding ring during a tryst, then lies to her husband, saying it slipped off while kneading the dough. A frantic search ensues, and with a little sleight of hand, the ring miraculously appears in the last pie.

3. Pizza as a Media Magnet. Dog Day Afternoon (USA, 1975). During a badly botched bank heist, Sonny (Al Pacino) and Sal (John Cazale) hole themselves up with hostages. The ordeal drags on, so Sonny negotiates with the FBI to have pizza delivered. As TV cameras roll, the delivery guy is paid with a wad of bills from the bank’s coffers. He waves his arms and jumps up in the air: “I’m a fucking star!”

4. Pizza as Something to Go with Polyester. Saturday Night Fever (USA, 1977). “Hiya Tony. Two or three?” “Two, two, gimme two, that’s good.” The opening scene of this ’70s disco drama features a classic pizza move: Tony (John Travolta) slaps two slices together double-decker style, taking big bites through both layers as he struts down the street…

Read the rest of the article here.

What Pratibha Patil was thinking…

Hmm, that is a nice pair of shoes. I should get me a pair. I wonder where she got it from.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Hailstorm in Madras

The city witnessed a never before seen hailstorm last week. In my 16 years as a native of this quirky city, that was the first time ever. My colleague managed to get a photo of the hail that looked like a button.

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

India says Chak De, Team India says show me the money

I have been watching my father ever since the Twenty/20 cricket World Cup started till it ended with the Indians winning the final this week. Every time he and his friends would sit down in front of the telly, analyse the teams and the prospects of winning and losing for each team, how the players would fare, weather conditions, berate the umpire if they gave decisions that were though to be 'foolhardy.'

It was quite a sight. Every evening, since the tournament started till it got over, my dad would be seated on the floor with his face glued to our 21 inch tv screen. For him cricket was the new serial. No more BS from the house of Radaan (Radhika Sarathkumar's production house, if y'all follow Tamil serials) or unbearable melodrama from Devayani (Kolangal).

One of my father's friends is a roly poly Iyer mama, a travel agent who takes care of our ticket needs, out ticketmaster, be it my fathers trip to Kerala or my Patti's yearly sojourn to visit her son in Florida.

Everytime there was a match involving India, I would make comments such as
"All out for no loss", "The Indians are going to lose today. They will never get to the finals."

His face would turn beet red with anger and he would say "Poda badava. Nee enkitta adi vaanga porai."

Oh FSM , the sadistic pleaure I got in subjecting him to my remarks. Mu ha ha.
I hate cricket, I still do. I was a fanatic. I used to be a stat freak, following the exploits of our team and the records of some of our 'stars' till the match fixing scandal after World Cup '99 left a bitter taste in my mouth, something I can't seem to get out of my head. Some folks tell me to get over it, its been 8 years, move on. Not me un uh. Public memory may be short, but I can't forget what happened.

Even when India was playing Pakistan on Monday, I was watching Philip Seymour Hoffman beat the crap out of Tom Cruise in MI-3. So the team has won. A major victory in a long time. Something that was unexpected. With the "hope of a billion people riding on their shoulders", so said some people. What humbug. So Y.Singh hit Stuart Broad for 6 sixes. So we one the final by 13 runs.

So Malik made a remark that people in India think is in bad taste -
"I want to thank everyone back home in Pakistan and Muslims all over the world. Thank you very much and I'm sorry that we didn't win, but we did give our 100 per cent," Malik said at the presentation ceremony, after losing to India by five runs in the final of the inaugural Twenty20 World Championships in Johannesburg."

Great, Barring Malik's comment, the Indian public can now shower praises on the team, take them through the city on an open air bus , something that is done for football champions in Europe. We can now forget our pathetic display in the West Indies and England, and ignore other sports. Brethren, bactrack to a few months back, July - August to be precise. The Indian football team won the Asian Cup in Delhi, in front of a crowd that included balding has-been Virender Sehwag. Then we won the BSNL sponsored hockey tournament held in Madras city. The mass media went over board. Some of them were pompous enough to say that this could revive interest in our national sport- hockey and the worlds most famous game - football. All of that will be swept under the carpet by the 20/20 cup win.

So what happened when we won the football and hockey honours? Were the players paraded in a motorised cavalcade? Were they promised huge sums of money, like the $2 million that good old frog face has pledged from the BCCI? Did Shah Rukh Khan travel to Chennai to cheer India in the hockey cup final? (I think he should have considering he played a washed up coach who leads the ladies team to the hockey finals in Chak De, a movie people are raving about.)
There is a great disparity between cricket and other disciplines. Even if corporates pump 5% of what they spend on cricket advertising on sports as varied as hockey, football, bodybuilding, athletics, people would not have to resort to dubious practices to win or live in penury for want of financial aid.

One of these days things are going to go out of control. My mother told me contrasting stories of a football player and Sreeshanth, both of whom have been playing for a while. Sreeshanth, has a Rs 75 lakh house and 2 cars whereas the football player is struggling financially. So go figure.
That about sums up my rant. I could keep going on and on about this. Ho hum. Might as well wait for the webcast of the Mr Olympia bodybuilding championship that starts tomorrow.
PS: The title of my post is a modification of the name of a team that participated in the 2007 Landmark quiz competition. They won the prize for the best team name, as a matter of fact.

Related reading - Financial windfall for players .

Do we really love cricket

Update - The aftermath of all those bozos announcing mega cash deals for the World Cup wining duffers in blue - the Asian Cup winning hockey team is to go on a hunger strike to protest step motherly treatment . Isn't that a shame? The same politicians who have announced lakhs and lakhs in prize money have not even bothered to do something for Indian hockey's finest, even though the babus represent the state these players come from. This is douchebaggery at its best.

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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Jason Bourne - here I come

Finally, I get to see the Bourne Ultimatum, the last of the Bourne series today at Sathyam cinema. What beats me is why the buggers took alomost 2 months to release the movie in Madras, when it has grossed over $250 million dollars at the box office since its release in August. I loved the first two movies, I am expecting the third one to be a cracker. Critic reviews have been postive, so I am keeping my fingers crossed.

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